*1. Losing all your friends*
*Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.**
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says ‘If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.’ *
*2. Brother wanted *
*A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, ’send me a brother’…. *
Santa wrote back, ‘SEND ME YOUR MOTHER’…. *
*3. Meaning of WIFE
**Husband asks, ‘Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
‘Without Information Fighting Every time’!’
Wife replies, ‘No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!’ *
*4. Confident vs. confidential*
*A young boy asks his Dad, ‘What is the difference between confident and confidential?’ **
Dad says, ‘You are my son, I’m confident about that. *
*Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!’*
*5. Anger management? *
*Husband: ‘When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?’ **
Wife: ‘I clean the toilet.’
Husband: ‘How does that help?’
Wife: ‘I use your toothbrush.’*
